I sure would! Fluttershy is the most adorable, Twilight is the most adorkable, Rainbow Dash is coolest, Rarity is the most glamorous, and Pinkie is the funniest. However, for me, Apple Jack is the sexiest.
I imagine being captured by a beautiful southern belle sounds lovely to you.
But consider, we are not talking about getting captured by some ordinary southern belle.
This is being captured by Applejack.
She doesn't want sexual favors, she obviously has CHORES to be done. No doubt entire weeks worth of endless, mind-numbing, backbreaking agricultural toil. Apples will no longer be seen as a delicious treat, but as a reminder of a period of torturous slavery perpetrated by the uncaring Apple family and their capitalist kin.
Woe betide the dark red pony that falls to Applejack's lasso, for it will soon be replaced by a whip.